So this morning I went to 5 Guys for my everyday morning burger. I also got some fries and a drink. The guy at the cash register looked like he had bandages wrapped around his head or something and was wearing a suit. Like he was Abraham Lincoln or something. Despite his rudeness and bad attitude, the meal was still enjoyable. My burger had bacon on it and everything! But , on my way home, when I started eating my fries, they began nibbling at my fingertips. My french fries had mouths somehow! Like they were biting back after all these years of torture or something!
I employed the lesson I had learned from pajama sam and conquered my fears! I ATE THE FRIES!
Now I have some internal bleeding in my stomach and intestines. I'm in the hospital right now and when they got the fries out they were normal fires, so they could find no cause for the bleeding. They're gonna patch me up soon though. Hopefully I can go to 5 Guys tomorrow and not have it happen again. See you guys later!
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