Ok so I just woke up in my house and the room was covered in a strange sticky substance. It was also strangely white in color. I then realized that my butt was rather soar around the area of the taint and I don't know why. Everything in the room was covered in this white sticky stuff. And I didn't want to taste because I thought it was you know what. That's right. Soap. Soap is really gross to the taste.
So then I looked at the computer and the screen said this in paint "ℓσℓ уσυ вυттнυят вяσ؟؟؟". The text is too messed up for me to read. If someone can translate it that would be awesome. I looked to my right and saw that someone had knocked my jimmies container over! I couldn't believe they would ruin such perfect. sanitized jimmies! Then I scooped them up and put them back in their urn. Never to be clean again.
So yeah I need that message translated. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks guys.
EDIT: Just tasted the stuff. It was soap.
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